emmy blotnick


Emmy Blotnick is a writer and comedian based in New York. She has written for VH1’s Best Week Ever, MTV’s Nikki and Sara Live, NBC’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon blog and others. 

She regularly does stand-up at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and about a hundred other venues around town that vary in cleanliness. Most recently, she appeared in a commercial for Intel and hosted an episode of SELF Magazine’s series Girl vs. Sweat.

She is originally from Boston, is a graduate of Northwestern University and has a schnauzer named Harrison whose beard is so stately he should be on gold coins. In fact, this whole thing probably should have been about Harrison.

Here’s her Twitter. You’ll enjoy it!